Dear Believer
by Dan Barker Dear Believer, — You asked me to consider Christianity as the answer for my life. I have done that. I consider it untrue, repugnant, and harmful. You expect me to believe Jesus was born of a virgin impregnated by a ghost? Do you believe all the crazy tales of ancient religions? Julius Caesar was reportedly born of a virgin; Roman historian Seutonius said Augustus bodily rose to heaven when he died; and Buddha was supposedly born speaking. You don’t believe all that, do you? Why do you expect me to swallow the fables of Christianity? I find it incredible that you ask me to believe that the earth was created in six literal days; women come from a man’s rib; a snake, a donkey, and a burning bush spoke human language; the entire world was flooded, covering the mountains to drown evil; all animal species, millions of them, rode on one boat; language variations stem from the tower of Babel; Moses had a magic wand; the Nile turned to blood; a stick turned into a snake; witches, ...
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Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
I'm in a catholic school, too and I'm a deist.
So does that mean I have more sense too?
- TORM (Who makes sense out of cents)
Would you like to compare IQ's and see who's the "idiot"?
ATF (Who thinks you're "less than" even one)
why would you make fun of jesus?!?!
That reminds me of a joke.
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hand.
Bahhhhwahhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha.
My uncle -- the ex-catholic priest -- told me that joke when he was still a priest and was still getting it on with young gay men.
--S.
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
booga booga
Or he is gonna get you on Halloween.
http://www.rinkworks.com/words/collective.shtml
'Sorry, but there's no "him" to make fun of.
On the other hand, people who believe extremely funny things no doubt exist, so without further adieu---I don't own any "idiots", so I don't know why "your" calling them mine, dumbass.
Blasphemy is a BLAST-for-me!
Sincerely, and in the utmost disrespect for the Christian philosophy, Boom'.
My sentiments exactly...blasphemy takes a lot of thought and is a creative art form. Hell, writing blasphemic verses can keep one up all night...
The Our Father (for Catholics)
Our Father, who art a cracker,
Saltine be thy name...
I have yet to finish the prayer.
BB
Well, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.
Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.
Well, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.
Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.
Rachel, I pity you. You're only fifteen, but the "Jesus Saves Academy" you attend
is turning you into a mindless robot, and when you get out in the real world and
have to deal with that, you are going to be in for quite a shock. Get out now, and
demand your money back!
Saltine be thy name..."
BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.
Fret, not...
Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.
Saltine be thy name..."
BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.
Fret, not...
Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.
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